Fatuated

When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.

"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"

by indianreservation September 3, 2016

E-Fatuation

E-Fatuation: /EˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ - (“E” for Electric Vehicles/Cars) - noun; Definition - The love for electric vehicles and their "positive" environmental impact.

His understanding of not paying for gas tied to the power and speed of electric cars turned into an e-fatuation for them leading him to sell his gas car and buy an electric.

by EV Industry Insider May 17, 2018

Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

by GodsLeftTesticle May 31, 2019

fatuated

someone who is not aware that they are fat. they wear close that only "skinny" people should wear.

wow that girl is fatuated!

by naomi, jensen May 11, 2007

e-fatuation

Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love someone, but they are really only infatuated.

Man, I'm in deep e-fatuation with this girl I met on MySpace. She's so awesome.

by Desmond Jones November 3, 2005

web-fatuation

Immediate, low-grade infatuation with a person whom one has only encountered on the web. The most common causes of web-fatuation are seeing a friend of a friend on a social website, such as facebook, and being instantly smitten, without knowing any real information about that person's real life identity. If you have spent more than 2 minutes perusing a friend of a friend on social media...you may be suffering from a web-fatuation.

She means nothing to me honey,it was strictly a web-fatuation! We never even "friended" each other!

by scribblerjeff December 30, 2011

zen fatuation

Zen-fatuation:

Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through meditation and insight

Infatuation: thoughtless passion: a great, often temporary, and irrational passion for somebody or something

enlightenment…plus irrational passion; intense emotion…love, joy, hate, or anger…

Enlightenment though irrational intense emotion.

Her state of zen fatuation allowed her to be at one with the zen chicken.

by Zen Hippie August 14, 2007