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A term used to describe a person who is fat and balding. Optionally this person may also be a horrible card player who catches runners on a regular basis and complains about bad beats that are, in fact, not bad at all.
Dan Kane king salmon is refered to as fatty mcbald due to his weight problem and lack of hair.
by Dildo Daggins April 11, 2005

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