| 1. | Gateway fatty | ||
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A girl who is not exactly fat and not exactly skinny, but definitely attractive. Think "curvy." If she gained weight, she would be "fat," but she isn't yet. She's right on the border. Sex with her will widen (pun intended) one's tolerance range for weight, making heavier girls seem attractive as well. Eventually, the guy who sleeps with the gateway fatty becomes a full-on chubby chaser. Rick: Dude, Amanda's hot.
Steve: Stay away from her! She's a gateway fatty! Rick: But she's hot! Steve: Yes, she is! And if you sleep with her, next thing you know you'll be sleeping with girls twice her size! |
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| 2. | fatty logic | ||
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Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat. Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food). Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral). Fatty logic. Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution." Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!" Me: (Sigh, and eww.) |
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| 3. | Moo? | ||
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Pick-up line used by a chubby chaser. When phrased as a question, it loosely translates into "I want to sex you, you big fat fatty, and nothing more. Are you interested?" Is particularily effective after excessive drinking, but is equally likely to end with a drink being tossed in the face followed by a slap. Also popular among frat boys, with the latter outcome most likely to occur. Hollywood: "Moo?"
Fatty: "The fuck did you say, asshole?" Hollywood, laughing: "Moo?" Fatty: "Alright daddy, but keep it on the brown low." |
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| 4. | fat bagger | ||
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1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.
2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty. 1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.
2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger. |
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| 5. | fattybanger | ||
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Someone who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick. A hogger. Someone who plays nail the whale; a chubby chaser; someone afflicted with beer goggles. Don is a fattybanger. He did another fatty last night. She was huge!
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| 6. | pork party | ||
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A gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. A fat bagging and plumpfuck fiesta. A good place for getting fat bitched. The place to find Omega Mu action or FFB play. A party for playing nail the whale. A paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty fucker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover more...
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| 7. | fat bagging | ||
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Hogging; banging a fat chick. Putting on beer goggles to be a chubby chaser and bag a fat bitch. Being a chocolatier and having sex with a lardass. Fat bagging is the same as nail the whale. To screw a plumper, perhaps as a slumpbuster. Pat really wanted a piece of ass last night so he went fat bagging and shagged a chubbette. She was quite an eater, very hoggy, and therefore he was the butt of many a joke the next morning because he got fat bitched, and that added to his fatty remorse despite the fact that he had really enjoyed that buffet blimp's big tits.
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