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8. Fat-ass
A derogetory euphamism for one whose posterior quarters contain an abnormally abundent supply of solidified body fats and fatty acids.
The tubby guy who spends all his time playing World Of Warcraft mostlikey, has a fat-ass
by dr. krack head Aug 3, 2005 add a video
9. modern jackass
a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)
Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line
by Rian D Fowler Aug 9, 2005 add a video
10. Feasterville-Trevose, Pa
You name a fast food place and Feasterville has it.There are fancy place like the INNFLIGHT all the way down to the bottom of the chain Taco bell.
Feasterville-Trevose, Pa. has a Mcdonalds, Taco Bell, KFC, ARbys, Burger king, Wendys, SUbway, Woks Cooking, Dominos
11. John Basedow
A fitness guru whom pioneered the "Fitness Made Simple" plan, for simple people. He is seen in many infomercials promoting this plan which involves weight lifting at a heart-pumping, cardio pace without "tricky dance moves" or "high impact gyrations." He never aged past 23. He is also insanely ripped, and could kick Chuck Norris's ass.
He was rumored to have been killed in a tsunami while vacationing in Thailand, which was false. Not only was Basedow not in Thailand at the time, he could not have been killed by a tsunami.
Human 1: "Hey did you see John Basedow in that lady's fridge?"
Human 2: "Yeah, he had to eliminate the simple carbohydrates and trans fatty acids from her diet because she is fat."

Chuck Norris: "John Basedow could kick my ass."
12. bloomberg
Exceptionally wealthy individuals with net worths exceeding $5 billion dollars, bloombergs are typically short males characterized by "Napoleon complexes" and a belief that money can buy anything, including the mayoralty of a major American city. They display extreme arrogance, and enjoy exercising control over other people's behavior and personal freedoms in support of their own personal agendas. Generally self-centered, they often avoid dealing with important issues and focus instead on self-aggrandisement, such as ignoring the re-building the World Trade Center and focussing instead on raising real estate taxes by 18.5 per cent, bringing the Olympics to New York City, building an unneccessary sports complex on New York's West Side or replacing soft drinks with Snapple in New York City public schools. They also tend to favor using public monies to pay poor people to change their behavior, such as providing cash incentives for unwed mothers to seek pre-natal medical care and rewarding unmotivated, drug-addicted hip-hop youth to attend school. Attitudinally controlling, bloombergs oppose cigarette smoking and foods with trans-fatty acids, while displaying speech patterns punctuated with whiny voices and excessive, improper use of the word "ways," as in "we've got a long ways to go." A key indicator of a bloomberg is someone who believes that New Yorkers face greater dangers from crossing the street or smoking cigarettes than they do from another Islamo-fascist terroris...
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13. Bunsen Butter
The lubricant used to have anal sex. Unlike most, this lubricant is edible and tastes great. Bunsen butter light is low in trans fatty acids, calories, and is part of a well balanced diet.
Bunsen butter is the only lubricant my wife and I can eat and have hours of lubricated anal sex with.

A healthy low carb alternative is "I can't believe it's not bunsen butter light"
14. Soymilk
A creamy delicious and healthy alternative to cow’s milk made from soybeans; it contains no antibiotics, hormones, cholesterol, gluten, casein; it’s not linked to cancer and diabetes (like cow’s milk is). Contains powerful antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals such as A, B12, Folate, C, and E, potassium, iron, zinc, calcium, omega 3 and omega 6 fatty acids.

Using soybeans to make milk has many ecological advantages. Less land is needed to grow soybeans then is needed for raise cows to produce milk. And because the soybean plant is a legume it replenishes the nitrogen content of the soil.
Tina loves drinking soymilk.
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