Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fattard 

of or relating to being extremly fat and stupid at the same time thus being fatly retarded

wow that chance kid is such a fattard.

fattard by md dylan June 20, 2006

Big fat turd 

What is considered to be the worst insult ever,meaning that someone is less then worthless etc.

I wish you would die and burn in hell you big fat turd!

Big fat turd by Judge dredd7 March 1, 2011

fapturd 

Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit

I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago

fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021

Faturday

A day of over eating unhealthy things you would not eat on a daily basis

Last Saturday ,well Faturday, I ate so much BBQ I thought my belly was going to pop.

Faturday by ABCanterbury September 12, 2010

fagturd 

(fag • terd)
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.

2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.

1. He used to be such a nice guy but lately he's been acting like a complete fagturd!

2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.

fagturd by impsdlight May 31, 2016