Top Definition
One who attempts to coerce others into believing (falsely) in the outer beauty of the horizontally challenged and recommends engaging in obestiality. "You don't know what your missing". "I'm big and beautiful" etc.
All these fatscists on this website make me vomit up my own spine.
by Peas_and_frogs March 26, 2008

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