fat pipe

A high-bandwidth internet connection.

Dude, you should come over and play games on my fat pipe! I have a 4ms ping!

fat pipe by xyc0n February 12, 2009

fagpipe 

a gay mans asshole.

blow it out your fagpipe

fagpipe by Vincent Ciccarelli August 27, 2013

Fagpipe 

Another name for a electronic vaporizing cigarette. Combines Fag the English term for cigarette and pipe as it does look like one. Also known as a douch flute

Hey look at that lad sucking hard on his Fagpipe.

Fagpipe by Noremac1981 June 13, 2017

Long Fat Pipe 

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.

Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.

Long Fat Pipe by Beaker One April 3, 2009

factpipe 

The entrance to your knowledge base,like an esophagus in your brain.

"Teacher, please, cram my factpipe."

factpipe by Ben Davies May 13, 2005

Fagpipes 

A description of the noise a heavy smoker's chest makes, when breathing. A wheeze that is emitted, resembling the sound of bagpipes.

MADDIE: Jesus, can you hear the noise his chest is making?
DAVID: Yep. Sounds like he's playing the Fagpipes.

Fagpipes by Niblo Grape February 4, 2018

fagpipe 

A dick/cock/or prick refered to by faggots...

Asnot smokes on Piglets "Fagpipe" all the time....

fagpipe by Muppet Assassin October 6, 2003