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1.
Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.
Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.
by trilobite_maven_of_prague February 23, 2011