Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.

Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.

Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010

Fatting out 

Being lazy and doing nothing, but enjoying the fact that you are -in fact- doing nothing; probably getting fatter because of it too.

"we are just fatting out tonight; watching a movie on DVD and eating some pizza. doing nothing but let it all fat out."

Fatting out by Slothy McSloth June 29, 2008

Fartning 

A sudden, unexpected and usually high pitched fart that produces a physical jolt similar to an electric shock. The effect is sometimes felt by those nearby.

I just started giving the speech when I was hit by fartning! Everyone was shocked!

Fartning by onehandcrabbing November 14, 2011

Fart Fanning 

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.

John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?

Fart Fanning by Stealth KC May 5, 2010

Fatling 

1. Derogatory:An overweight or obese child.

2. An animal ready for slaughter.

1. Look at that little fatling. That child needs to loose weight.

2. A fatling was chosen from the herd for slaughter.

Fatling by razorflown April 19, 2009

Fatfinger

Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.

Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!

Fatfinger by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009

Dakota Fanning Syndrome 

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.

Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

Dakota Fanning Syndrome by DGAFalot June 25, 2010