fatmf 

fuck all the mother fuckers

i say FATMF! as in all you haters can kiss my ass

fatmf by ssfield1 October 2, 2011

Famfiction

Researching your genealogy on Ancestry.com and embellishing your lineage with all sorts of famous connections which may or may not be accurate.

When I discovered on Ancestry.com that I was a direct descendant of English and Scottish kings, I immediately published my Famfiction on all my social media accounts.

Famfiction by Bogrimm January 9, 2017

Fatma 

Her brown eyes will make you fall in love with her every time you see her beautiful face. When she actually loves someone she’ll backstab everyone for that one person she loves. She is so pretty and her smile is very cute. All teachers will like her for no vivid reason. A troublemaker but barely gets caught.

Fatma is a good secret keeper.

She loves spending time with people she loves.

She’s sensitive but never admits

Her hugs are the best

One last thing she is so white hearted.

Fatma is pretty

Fatma by John_m12 November 29, 2019

fatfished 

When an individual participates in a dating site hookup only to discover that the other individual is substantially larger than you were initially led to believe.

I went to meet Bumble #1 last night and she fatfished me. bumble tinder catfished

fatfished by NoPo10's May 24, 2016

fatfish 

spun-off from the popularization of the term catfish as seen in the documentary or on Mtv.

This directly relates to when a person intentional lies about their weight because they are far larger than they appear on their dating profile.

Bro: "Dude, that chick Beth I met of friendster, said she was 105 on her profile, when we met in person she actually weigh 105 more than me"

Dude: "Bro, you got fatfished"

Warning signs:
High angle close ups.
Animal profile pictures.
They list their body type as "a little extra"

fatfish by tubbytom February 7, 2013

Fatmouse 

1. A large rodent capable of eating a man.

2. A large rodent bent on world domination

1. Fatmouse+You=Fatmouse

2. (excerpt from Fatmouse website)Fatmouse is coming and he has a message and you are not going to like it. Fatmouse will consume your poor thin world and regurgitate it in his own image. Fatmouse Does not work fo ryou and he does not acknowledge your meager hopes and dreames. It is better to walk with Fatmouse than to be in his path, for Fatmouse must feed.

Fatmouse by dagg March 27, 2003

Fatmasari 

A lady who is a sun and moon. She brightens My day and lIghtens my night. She is clever and quick witted. Has many thinGs in mind and is fUn to chat with. ShE has extraordinary random thoughts being an extraordinary special lady. Her plainness makes me laugh and i dont know why she just keeps me excited.She is loving and caring and has a pleasantly cooL personality. She is just fantastically exceptional.

Oh that girl!. Im sure she is fatmasari.

Fatmasari by Phenomenal One January 12, 2011