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Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013

Fapless February 

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone
Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February
Fapless February by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017
Devoid of fap or optionally porn images/videos. A single internet guy's worst nightmare.
1st guy: you.. filled your hard drive??
1st guy: holy shit <2nd guy>, empty the secret porn folder!
2nd guy: no can do
3rd guy: He will be fapless :D
Fapless by Squarefapping June 16, 2010
When ya girls booty is poppin so much her back is angled when she laying down.
"Everybody, I'd like to introduce you to my girl Elyse; she a real fatress.
fatress by lightes February 27, 2017
that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!
fatness by nitro June 30, 2004
"The teacher gave us extra English homework 'cuz we was talking out of turn and the homework she gave us made me all futless"
futless by pupuledriver April 21, 2005