Faticus Caticus 

The thirty-fourth emperor of Rome.
He reined for like two minutes before dying because he was so damn fat.

His spirit was reincarnated into something just as morbidly obese, but a cat.

"Oh my god! You're such a Faticus Caticus!"

"Lose some weight you Faticus Caticus!"

"Should that Faticus Caticus really still be eating?"

"I think I'll do my History project on Faticus Caticus."

Faticus Caticus by Vyvyan Newmali April 4, 2009

Faticus Mightybelly 

You will continue to get fatter and fatter until you roll cities down like Katamari.

The only way to curse somebody with this is if they end a sentence with, "But then I took an arrow in the knee".

FATICUS MIGHTYBELLY, FUCK YEAH!

Faticus Mightybelly by Mikeissupercoolandsexy June 11, 2012

farticus 

One who farts in a spartan manner. One who farts frequently and shows a cavalier attitude about it. A coneseur of rectal wind.

after ripping a huge fart, Simon exclaimed " I AM FARTICUS"

farticus by Mattsolit April 10, 2006

fatticus 

Nickname for someone who’s name is Atticus but is obese. Behaves in a rather whale like fashion. Usually used as an insult so use at your own risk!!!

“See that kid over there?, he’s a fatticus”.

fatticus by Confusedhomelessman666 March 13, 2018

fatticus 

A greek-roman inspired insult used to call a person fat, in replacement of his or her name.

Hey Fatticus, how many ripples does it take to get to the center of your stomach?

fatticus by SuperSpecialAwesomePerson March 5, 2009

Farticus 

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

Farticus by FireZombie October 10, 2014

Fatijus 

a exclamation of surprise,or if something surprises you a word to use instead of a curse word.

What in the fatijus is wrong wit you're face!

Fatijus by lemony popit February 27, 2009