Fartfaced

Irish term meaning to be heavily intoxicated with alcohol to the point of not knowing where you are, and whether or not someone farted in your face.

"I like to visit the various partying locations in my local area and get totally fucking fartfaced on a regular basis!"

Fartfaced by Mr. Big Knob Shit Kitten March 13, 2013

Fat-faced f*cking-slob 

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.

“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”

Fat-faced f*cking-slob by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021

fastfaced 

Someone that is a real smartass. Quick wit used to keep the conversation going

Steve: What's for dinner?
Tina: Food retard!
Steve: You know, you're being real fastfaced right now.

fastfaced by Captain Stevie March 7, 2014

fatface 

when someone has a thin body, but they still have a really fat face, making them look bigger than they actually are

Rachael Ray has crazy fatface.

fatface by scr730 March 10, 2011

flatfaced 

In a way - stupid person. BUT in other way - a genius with brillant ideas for overwhelming the world by conspirative music with secret messages. Also a good supporter of the REMURDER crew.

That flatfaced guy is such a moron. I hate him. Actually I pretend not talking to him.

flatfaced by remurderer July 30, 2008

fartfacedog 

___________; something you use to say when you are at a loss for words
something you use when you try to censor yourself.

goshhh stop being such a fartfacedog!

fartfacedog by fartfaceddog January 26, 2007

fatface 

A face that has fat from other body parts injected to it.

A:Wow have you seen Kim's new cheeks, she's certainly not letting her liposuction go to waste.

B: Aggree, she has the best fatface out there.

fatface by Cont78 March 29, 2010