fatcuntitus 

An illness. The inability to stop eating and thinking about food 24/7, 365 days of the year, despite already being a fat cunt. No known cure.

I'm totally suffering from fatcuntitus

That Kerry Catona Has seasonal fatcuntitus, dependent upon magazine endorsements.

fatcuntitus by Fatcuntfanny March 6, 2017

Fatcunteritis

Any injury or illness substantially derived from being seriously overweight or morbidly obese.

Hey how did big Pete fall hard enough to break his ankle? Serious case of Fatcunteritis right there!

Fatcunteritis by Locnes February 15, 2018

fatcuntcowbelly 

a guy who thinks he can steal peoples memes and get away with it

that fatcuntcowbelly just stole my memes

fatcuntcowbelly by hunterisamlgmofohahaha December 18, 2017

fatcunt69 

The gamer tag that thinks he can no-scope, but can't actually.

Man I got put up against fatcunt69, and I got a kill streak on his ass.

fatcunt69 by Alois._.The._.Baby July 23, 2018

falcunts 

Head coach gets fucked in the ass so hard he bleeds falcunts. while master Shane watches and cums all over the Jewish kids face giving him a Russian flash bang making him blind and unable to see then the new guy busts a load all in Kyle’s mouth

He got fucked so hard he bled falcunts

falcunts by Pussypuncherflashbang April 1, 2021

fatcuntitis 

A person who suffers from fatcuntitis is someone who is incredibly fat and the butt of all jokes. They are a fat cunt.

Person 1: Did you hear about that turkish boy?

Person 2: no.. what happened to him?

Person 1: Hes got fatcuntitis

fatcuntitis by I Like Ifc June 21, 2023