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Corporate Fatcat 

(n) - A Corporate Fatcat is a titan of industry. A Corporate Fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. Exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of Fatcatting. They are everywhere.
The Corporate Fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured assembly worker. This man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar Joe. Respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the Corporate Fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, "you leave the Fatcatting to me."

Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."
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Supercool- Naw B i just used a fat cap
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oh that bitch just cut me off, fucking fat cap
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Fatcarra 

An overweight, sloppy co-worker who usually is sweating profusely. This particular person thinks they are superior to all other employees but is most likely washed up and on a power trip. On occasion, a Fatcarra will even steal leftovers or lunches left unmarked in the fridge.
Upon returning to work on Monday, Linda realized her bag of chips was missing from her desk, only to discover the Fatcarra eating them in is office.
Fatcarra by mattya318 May 20, 2010