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facilities management 

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy
Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done
facilities management by Albert11 February 21, 2008

facilities 

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)
After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.
facilities by Mickey E August 11, 2005

Factualities

To drop some factz on a foo. A longer version of factz meant to sound more intelligent when talking to a foo.
"Ey bruh I heard Chris mom gives the best head on the block" -Mr.Sins
"Brah you dropping factualities in this bitch"-Juanjemin
"HUH?!" -Chris
Factualities by thesammyowl August 18, 2021

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.
I require the use of ablution facilities.
ablution facilities by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

Factualities

It’s another word used for a fact but it’s only used if you’re bad😎
Kaylee stating real factualities!
Factualities by Immaturityyy January 3, 2020

Fatlitist 

A fat elitist.

Somebody who is fat but doesn't date other fat people. Somebody who is fat and accepts themselves but looks down on other fat people.

A fat person who only dates stereotypically hot people.

A hypocritical (hippo-critical) fat person with high standards.

A BBW (big beautiful woman) who doesn't date BHM (big handsome men); A BHM who doesn't date BBW.
Hey did you know that Joe had a crush on Rochelle but she told him, "hell to the NO - I am not attracted to fatties" even though she herself is fat? That TOTALLY makes her a fatlitist.
Fatlitist by truthinessyo June 16, 2009