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hey hey hey its fat albert 

a man from a kids show
hey hey hey its fat albert, now im gonna sing a song for you

fatabetes 

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.
Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.
fatabetes by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

Fat Albert

You're fat
"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"
Fat Albert by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

Fat Albert

A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!

Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.

Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
Fat Albert by MegatronIsGod September 7, 2007

Fat Albert

Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
Fat Albert by eighth of seven November 8, 2007