When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing
Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.
by wogface May 03, 2008

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