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62.
Fat
People who cannot help there disease, fat people suffer from A terrible disease, symptoms include (but not limited too) food tasting good, food tasting extremal good, food magically finding its way to ones mouth or hand, the Erg to eat small rodents and animals, being terrified of salad's/Fruit (especially lettuce its like the fat persons kryptonite), small children and house hold object orbiting the fat person, feeling like your the sexiest person on the planet, feeling the need to ware a bikini even though they make you look like freshly made sausages (you know the ones that are tied in a knot between each one?) and using the term "big boned" when called fat. If you find your self suffering form any of these symptoms please contact a local physician, or the nearest witch doctor if you cant fit into the Doctors Office
Bob- My God John You Are Fat!

John- No I'm Not

Bob- John Little Jimmy From Next Door And Your TV Are Orbiting Around You! Hey, Where'd That sausage Come From?

John- Hey this is a disease to us Big Boned people

Bob- dont you think you should see a doctor?
by TheOrangeType August 26, 2011
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8.
fat
Aussie slang for a boner.
Geez did you see that bitch? I just got an instant fat.
by Yakkiem September 29, 2004
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9.
fat
a rude word to describe someone who is overweight.

every woman between the ages of 12-35 thinks they are fat and it's retarded.
DON'T JUDGE SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THIN!
(size 0 teen) "EW OH MY GOD IM SO FAT!"

"does this make me look fat?"

"i just ate a pea. i'm so fat."
by heart of the ocean December 28, 2007
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10.
fat
When a person's weight is above that of their ideal weight, which is based on height. Not all fat people get tired from the slightest physical activity, are completely obsessed with food, are slow, or are very stupid. For some reason, everybody hates fat people just because our looks say, "Fuck you and everyone else who hates me just 'cause I'm heavy." Being fat may be triggered by many causes, such as poor exercise, medical condition, family history, over-eating caused by stress/depression, etc.
I'm 5'2 and I weigh 220 pounds. I can run, contrary to many idiots' beliefs. The only time I can't stop thinking about food is when I go from 5:30 AM to 2:30 PM without as much as a nibble. Also, fucktards, my IQ is 127 and I skipped a grade.

When people hate on me because I'm fat, it only makes it easier for me to single out the shallow dumbasses.
by Dove's Touch September 08, 2006
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11.
fat
wait wait wait lets be politically correct I'm sure you meant to type overweight, excessively round, or possibly horizontally challenged
I'm not fat, I just have a better bond with gravity than most.
by hold it right there... July 29, 2011
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12.
fat
fat is considered mostly as another word for obese. Its also more than 50 percent of america
My friend was fat but then she knew that she wasnt the only one.
by Quenetteo November 21, 2005
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13.
fat
large and in charge.
that housewife eating ice cream is large and in charge.
by mah April 16, 2005
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14.
fat
something every girl thinks she is.
OMG LOUISE YOU ARE SO THIN!
WTH, NO IM NOT, I AM SOOOOO FAT, EW LOOK AT MY LEGS!

i like that dress on you doris.
no i look like a hippo.
by chicaxcherryxcola December 17, 2007
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