| 1. | skinny-fat | ||
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A person (typically a girl) with a thin frame, who has a fat stomach / upper body. A skinny-fat person occurs as the result of bad genetics, poor eating/drinking habits, and complete avoidance of the gym. A: "So, that girl you hooked up with last night was pretty hot"
B: "Well, she looked good at the bar, but when I got her clothes off, she was totally skinny-fat." A: "Bummer." |
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| 2. | [spare tire] | ||
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the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants These pants really accentuate my faloner.
That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances. She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner. Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner. |
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| 3. | [spare tire] | ||
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the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants
faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants |
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| 4. | Fat Bastard | ||
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A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.
Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying. Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.
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| 5. | Flat Fat | ||
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When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat. Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach
Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat |
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| 6. | Stomach Hat | ||
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Stomach Hat: When a man goes down on a female, her stomach flap engulfs his facial area. example: Cassidy was being eaten out by a man, and the man wore her stomach as a hat. She was so fat her stomach hat engulfed his face.
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| 7. | Shelf Fat | ||
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Having so much fat that you can you it as a dinner tray. Your stomach sticks out so far you can sit a dinner plate on it is Shelf Fat
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