Top Definition
The act of act eating a huge amount of bad food at a cheap restaurant, then doing a runner before the bill arrives.
Hutnut: Merz inhaled half a dozen pizzas, a six-pack of brewskies and a big chunk of chocolate cake, and then hit the road like a shirker bandit.

Sharman: That's total fat piracy.
by Ba(Ng) May 28, 2010

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