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36. Bubbly
adj. A lady of sizeable proportions. Often used as an inoffensive term to describe a chubby lady in a situation which requires you not to alienate the person before they are introduced.

If bubbly is used with the suffix 'personality', you are nearly always guaranteed that the lady in question will be of the Michelle McManus school of eating.
In the context of attempting to set up your chubby-chasing friend with an acquaintence: - "oh yeah, you'll love her, she's got a really bubbly personality."
37. Kirra
A girl who has a terrible personality. Is bad lookswise and hygenewise. Smells bad and has pointy teeth. Usually is Mexican and has green eyes. Has a large butt. Is shaped more like a pumpkin than an hourglass. Most people would describe her as a bitch. Dresses like a skank.
Guy1: Look at that fat ass!!!

Guy2: I know she's such a Kirra...

Girl1: Kirra is such a bitch!

Girl2: I know, and those slutty shorts are SO not working for her cellulite.
38. Fatty Smuggle
When a man is tricked by good-looking girls into talking to the fat friend, with a really great personality.
Two hot girls walk up to you and engage conversation. Their fat friend looms in the shadows. When the hot girls have gotten your approval to continue conversation, the fat friend is "smuggled" (see and or moves) to the front and takes over conversation. The hot girls leave. You have just been Fatty Smuggled.
39. pickle polisher
Usually a plus sized lower class woman, that a group of men invited over to their man cave or garage to orally pleasure them one by one. For her services the guys pretend that they like the girl and ramble on about her great personality.
Jason: HEY SCOTTY!!! I called Heather she will be here in twenty minutes!!!
Scotty: Who's Heather?
Jason: That big ol' girl from the trailer park!
Scotty: OHHHHH the pickle polisher!! YAY! iam excited
Jason: She has a great personality!
40. Muntasaurus
A munta (ugly female) who is also incredibly large and monstrous the style of a dinosaur
That girl by the bar is a real muntasaurus. She looks like something from the prehistoric era. I’m sure she probably has a lovely personality though.
41. Shes Got A Great Personality
An extremely sarcastic comment stated by men who are trying to describe a girl that is one, or any combination of the following: fat, bitchy, moody, dumb, annoying, or abstinent . When stating that a girl has a "great personality" it is usually to give the illusion to any surrounding "great personalities" that the guy who is talking is actually not critisizing the blatantly negative aspects of a womans character, when in fact he rightfully is.
Dude1:"I cant belive this girl is freaking out over nothing! WTF?!?!?"

Dude2:"I told you man, shes got a great personality..."

...

Dude1Dude2:"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
42. split menu personality syndrome
ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
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