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extremelty fat person or animal. so fat that they have extreme cases of lard in them.
william hickson
by Morgan Rennie May 15, 2003
Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.
You fat lard stop it!
by zak March 24, 2005
Term used to refer to a very large overweight person who is disliked or quite annoying. Usually used as a revenge phrase to shut up a fat person after they have annoyed you
Hey, i heard you were getting a new phone!

No, shut up you Fat Lard!
by Rossco The Phrase Coiner April 16, 2009
A person who is overwhelmingly immense, whose shadow can create a "lipid eclipse", who decides to take up all four corners when told to hide in a corner, and who lacks self esteem.
Brian D. tends to be a fatlard.
by Big Beto November 13, 2007
A big piece of bacon used to lard meat...
Sebastian Feldhofer's Dad is a Fat Lard
by Weirdodede April 30, 2011
A person who is fat and lardy. An insult, sort of. Sometiimes a term of endearment.
Person 1: You're such a fatlard....!
Person 2: *runs away crying*
by the fatlards August 22, 2009
a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.
That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.
by hamburg January 02, 2008