|1.||fat ham MILF|
A mature, chunky MILF with that big ham ass that you could just eat.
Not everyone's thing; but great for the guy who likes big booty and MILF.
Dude 1: "You sir, are a sad fuck."
Dude 2: "Why, Dawg? 'Cos I like like fat ham MILF? Huh? Huh?!"