|1.||fat finger discount|
buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.
Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!
Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.