Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...
Heh, he has such a dickwick his wife suffocated trying to find it to give him a B.J.
The term "Pigwhore" was created and gained popularity from use by four young men from New Ulm, MN starting on August 7th 2002 when the term was first used. The term was used mostly by Dan S. in reference to large females that had body and facial features ranging from mediocre to downright grotesque. The definition covers a very broad spectrum of charactoristics of unappealing nature and can be used in almost any situation. The popularity of the term "pigwhore" has moved from mainly use by backwoods hillbillys to being used in hollywood. The first and only verifiable use of the word "pigwhore" occurred on the season opening show of Scrubs in October of 2007. The word has been used elsewhere, but to a much smaller audience. Dan S. is quoted from a local magazine as stating "Oprah is a pigwhore, she makes me sick to my stomach everytime I see her attempting to act like she give gives two shits about anyone or thing other than her already bulging bank account" ( River Valley News, August 16, 2003, New Ulm, MN, Michael Ditterer ).
That chick with beer gut sure looks like a dirty pigwhore.
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(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
Someone who is overweight and spoiled. Shawn's usually are white, uncoordinated, and are bad drivers. He/she usually has a gut or beer belly to go along with his/her lanky figure.
"Why are you so fat like a Shawn?"
"You are so lucky you're parents give you everything! I wish I too was spoiled like a Shawn"
When ones belly, stomach, or beer gut hangs over their waste. Its a common condition with fat people, pregnant woman, and indians.
David: Did you see that Tanto at the game mike?
Mike: Yeah that indian had a bad case of bellyoverlapism!
Also know as the acronym for "Fat Upper Pussy Area", is a term used to describe the general region of the human torso located just under the navel.
Characterized by saggy-ass skin, no remaining elasticity, wrinkles, rolls, flab, ugliness, lumps, cellulite, muffin-top, bad-fitting clothes, and being single; this condition is not normally regarded as attractive.
Causes which lead one to develop a FUPA are typically, but not limited to: obesity, loosing weight, really unfortunate skin disproportion, your baby’s daddy, severe laziness, switching from beer to gin, and being really fucking old.
FUPA can be corrected via tummy-tuck, girdles, excessive exercise, skin-eating disease, marathon sex or an eating disorder.
This term is feminine and is thus almost entirely used in reference to the female gender… but, could potentially be altered (replace the P-ussy with C-ock) and used for a really messed up dude, probably jacked on some form of synthetic estrogen or just really flabby in an odd spot.
"Gawd, your mamma is so fat, when you want to find her pussy you have to flip her FUPA untill you smell shit and then go back one."
The belly fat of a female (usually of Latin descent) that hangs out under her shirt and over her pants. Taken from the the Mexican hangover-meal that consists of hominy and tripe- tripe is Cow Stomach.
Ooh, that bitch got lotsa MENUDO! It's just wigglin'!