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someone who is super fat and bitchy i hate you
you are such a fat bastard |
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Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler. Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister) -"Sorry, I fahted..." -"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!" -Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!" -"Where's mah mo-ney?" -Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?" |
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Austin Powers' fat enemy Fat Bastard, you're not fat anymore.
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that fat guy from Austin Powers Fat Bastard: I havent seen my Willy in over three years! Thats long enought to call it legally missing!
Im fat becaise I eat, and I eat because Im fat. |
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A big fat man from Austin Powers. He's Austin Powers obese enemy. Has huge moobs, a big fat stomach, is sweaty and is ugly as fuck... possibly the ugliest character in existence.
Also can be a name applied to anyone who's large and annoying. Vitale looks like fat bastard. Ugh.
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Overweighted individual who was never registered or recognized by his/her parents. Usually acts like a asshole trying to miss lead attention from the fact of being fat. That fat bastard stood up outside an elementary school molesting kids and taking the candy away.
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