"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
Also known in the Pacific Northwest as "The Mississippi of Washington", Belfair is a backwoods shithole that sits on the mouth of the Hood Canal in Western Washington state. Despite being only an hour drive from Seattle, Belfair manages to be mostly populated by hairy, foul-smelling, beer-gut sporting, dental-care-hating, camoflage-loving redneck douchebags. One of Washington's many popular destinations for aquiring a crippling methamphetamine addiction, Belfair is also known and loved by locals for its proud tradition of racism, 4x4ing, domestic violence, hunting, alchohol abuse, homophobia, and fat ugly bitches that wear two-sizes-too-small pink sweatpans that say "JUICY" on the ass. If you've never been to Belfair, thank whatever god you pray to, click on another link (quickly!) and forget you lost the last minute of your life reading about the town voted "One Of America's Biggest Concentration Of Assholes With Big Trucks, Big Confederate Flags And Tiny Penises"* - Belfair.
* - i may or may not have made up this poll but it does not discount the inherent truth within
I ran out of gas in Belfair, WA and when I got back to my car with gas some fucking tweakers stole my sparkplug wires and plastic hubcaps!
Conner is honestly the most amazing guy i have ever met. he his tall and big built and although he will say he is fat, he his perfect just the way he his. He makes the perfect teddy bear ever<3 He enjoys facial peircings. He has snakebites and a tounge ring, and even though i am not to fond of it, he has a nose ring too. Conner has the most fantastic eyes i have ever seen. Not only because of the color, which are brown and green and he claims they look like mud but they are beautiful, but also because i feel like he can see into my emotions. I know he understands me and that he loves me everytime i stare into his eyes. Conner is the sweetest guy you could ever come across. He is all over caring and loving. But if you get on his bad side its real hard to get back to his sweet side. I am lucky to have my conner and i wouldnt trade him for the world. I love you Conner Haitsma. and nothing could ever change that. He his amazing, sexy, sweet, loving, cute, and everything a girl could ask for in a boyfriend.<3more...
A Jamie is someone who is quickly and easily envied by others because they are a genuinely kind, caring person. Is bluntly forward and does not yeild to other people's intimidations, which pisses them off and causes them to go online and try to harm Jamie by slandering and lying about these Jamies to the world. Jamie is humble but loud and always gets shit on because people would rather be crazed in jealousy than to get off their fat lazy ass to learn to become a better person like the Jamies out in the world. People who hate Jamie are haters who write insults about themselves but try to portray that Jamie is the one who has those issues and problems with prostitution and all that bullshit when they're the ones who struggle with those problems. Which, anyone who knows a Jamie, especially an asian female Jamie, will tell you that she is far from those things. And only the jealous, ugly loser bitches talk shit behind her back, though cowardice to her face, clearly knowing she is not any of those things that they say she is. She was also once a shy little girl at one point in life, who lived such a hard fucking life that broke her but then made her into the most beautiful thing in the world, that even God had to fall in love with Jamie. And just because all the girls desire the one who loves Jamie, they hate on her and shit on her because they know there is nothing, absolutely nothing that can make him stop loving her.more...
A woman who is extremely gorgeous. she is amazing at making friendships and keeping them, although she is not the most popular person. she keeps to herself. she will never throw the first punch, but you better bet shes gonna throw the last. she sticks up for friends and family, no matter what they may have done to her in the past. all the men want her, but you would have to be pretty special to have a Connie by your side. she loves the outdoors, is the complete opposite of what someone might call a "sissy", and she loves summer.
Connies are usually looked at as awkward and unlikable from afar, but once you get to know her and be around her, she is a friend you will never forget. she is also spontaneous. she is usually not skinny, but far from fat. she is very intellegent, but isnt arrogant about it.
Connie's are the pretty ladies you want to get to know more. all around beautiful.
guy 1: hey is that connie?
Guy 2: yeah, cant take your eyes off her huh?
The term "murica" is the way how many people with extremely thick, American accents, pronounce "America". The term is used to denote extreme, extreme nationalism and patriotism, but not necessarily facism. It is generally seen as a derogatory yet humorous way to describe most Americans: fat, lazy, gunwielding, war loving, horse riding, saloon fighting, beer drinking, sex wanting or etc.
according to knowyourmeme, murica originated from a post in 2003, but then re-appeared a year later from the red states who voted for George Bush's re-election.
1.) "YO dawg I was carrying a rocket launcher in GTA IV (Grand Theft Auto IV) and the officers don't even give no shit."
"I'm tellin' ya, murica."
2.) In some internet memes, there is a portrayal of someone trying to find an easier way to handle a situation to an already extremely
easy task. An example of this includes someone instead of pouring a gallon of milk directly into a cup, the person uses a device that
pours the milk for him, rather than the person pouring the milk directly by holding the gallon of milk. This is an example of the laziness
3.) A common depiction of the term "murica" is an obese man or woman eating KFC, McDonald's, In-N-Out, or any other fast food
A hyper fun loving person. Easy to get along with for short peroids of time if not easily tired out. Claudeja's are usually easy tired out and can get bored when left out of a conversation for too long.
As opposed to the name's actual meaning, Claudia's are so not lame, at all, whatsoever.
If you ever meet a Claudia, you won't regret it. Claudia's are the most amazing people in the world.
They are beautiful, but sometimes they won't realize it. You just have to let them know. They have beautiful hair, eyes, a beautiful smile, and the perfect shape. They tend to think they're fat at times though, just let them know that they're not.
They are athletic, really nice and fun to be around. Even if you're just sitting there, it's fun. Whenever you need someone to talk to, Claudia will always be there to listen to you. They're the best trustie that you can have.
Claudia's are always there for you, so they hate betrayal. If you tell them something, make sure you mean it, don't disappoint them.
It's guaranteed that you will fall in love with Claudia, so don't ever let her go.
Claudjia is the best person in the world