Student #1:What? whos fat and gay
Student #2:Look everyone David is sleeping he must be fat and gay.
French Teacher: No, fatigué (fati-ghey) like the word fatigue in English with the exact same spelling.
The entire class for the next 30 minutes: (snicker) David is fat and gay (snicker)
Test question from the final: Translate fatigué
Student's response: An obese homosexual