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Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
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When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...
by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011
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the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom
Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 22, 2007
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The act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.
"Gosh, I hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
by titfacemcgee November 19, 2011
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rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up
by insomniacal maniac August 31, 2009
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The competitive sport of masturbation. The first to ejaculate 1 tablespoon of their own semen is the victor. Cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign semen into their vans deferens. The sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
"Hey Dad, who won the Fasturbation World Spoon last night?"
"Dick Cox, but Mike Hawk was a close second."
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