Fastrack Wanker 

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

Fastrack Wanker by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011

Fametracker 

Catty pop culture queens of snark and the gays who love them, borrowed from the canadian-american Farmer's Almanac parody website of the same name.

Those who peruse Fametracker.com with ruthless abandon.

"Dr. Beaverman of Screening Party is such a fametracker."

"Bstewart is the ultimate fametracker."

Fametracker by Jane Dark December 21, 2003

fastalker 

facebook stalker

me: omg this guy found out everything about me from facebook
friend: wow hes a fastalker

fastalker by picklessareyummmy October 21, 2008

Fametracker 

A place where a whole group of overeducated snobs, with Masters degrees or higher, use their awesome education to come together and call female celebrities whores,bitch about comic books, and outsnob each other. And find the "Hoyay" in damn near everything. Ruled with an iron fist by somebody who probably wasn't popular in High School.

Hey, I got fired from my job because I kept looking at pictures of Lindsay Lohan's jugs that they put up over at Fametracker.

Fametracker by Shrimpy Deveraux December 16, 2004

Fatpacker 

Backpackers who love to eat a lot while backpacking. They are usually fat.

I am a fatpacker and I've been travelling around the world while getting fat

Fatpacker by Chilalamochila January 15, 2017

Fatjacker

Relating to losing or hijacking fat accumulating in the unwanted body parts such as belly fat, flabby chest, flabby thighs, drooping buttocks.

"this fatjacker will showcase your lean, mean 6 pack to kingdom come"

Fatjacker by chit-chat February 13, 2019

fartcracker 

When you let out a fart and it hurts your butthole and sounds like a firecracker.

“Technical Term” - When the resonance of a fart creates excessive vibration of the rectum, creating pain.

Doctor to patient - That pain you experienced is what we call in the medical field a “fartcracker”

fartcracker by Bigtwins2 June 24, 2021