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FlashForwarder

Someone who claims to be able to "see" the future.
A sudden event that triggers a premonitory experience.
"Yo... FlashForwarder, what are you flashforwarding right now?"
FlashForwarder by rperazag May 23, 2010

Fast Forward Time 

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

Fast-Forward Movie 

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).
Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

fast-forward 

a card game, for when you are beyond bored, that involves flipping a card over to determine different things that will happen in your life
bob: this party blows, let's play fast-forward.
okay ready, this is the next time your gonna have sex...
fast-forward by tori haas January 8, 2007

fassforward 

fassforward (verb):

To fast forward to scenes with Michael Fassbender in his not so stellar films.
While watching Jonah Hex I fassforward to parts with Michael Fassbender.
fassforward by Life On Mars 27 July 13, 2011

fastfoward

Moving past the obstacles, pains , and past and current problems..
Making the stress in life irrelavent while your handling your current problems.
OK they robbed me , I was slipping , instead of getting mad , I'm just gown fastfoward on them fuckboys..
fastfoward by Rosé Denarìo August 20, 2016