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food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
by slanski March 19, 2008
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one who is used as a hookup simply because of his/her close proximity to another person; a sexual fling based purely on convenience of location
-"Why are those two hooking up?"
-"She lives right below him; she's totally his fast food."
by fast food April 28, 2005
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A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
by RedBlade7 April 07, 2008
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A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.
Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!
by ThatsHot! June 04, 2009
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Any animal hit at a high rate of speed, picked up and cooked at home.
Usually only rednecks like fast food.
Passenger, "hey look, road kill."
Driver, "thats not road kill, thats fast food!"
by homies20006 July 30, 2008
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An emu.
Crikey! My dingo's brought home some fast food in its mouth! Struth!
by JOKa October 13, 2003
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Places where you work and more likely to die on the job than in a terror attack. Weight on the body will probably increase and honestly the place you work in as little value that your alive besides some pocket change.
I gain five pounds

You must have ate off the on the fast food menu
by Worthlesspeople August 27, 2017
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