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food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
by slanski March 19, 2008
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one who is used as a hookup simply because of his/her close proximity to another person; a sexual fling based purely on convenience of location
-"Why are those two hooking up?"
-"She lives right below him; she's totally his fast food."
by fast food April 28, 2005
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A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
by RedBlade7 April 07, 2008
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A one night stand. A person often picked up at the very end of a night out. The picker and/or pickee are often in a state of inebriation and/or desperate.
Man, I had some bad fast food the other night! I left his/her house the next morning feeling dirty inside!
by ThatsHot! June 04, 2009
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Any animal hit at a high rate of speed, picked up and cooked at home.
Usually only rednecks like fast food.
Passenger, "hey look, road kill."
Driver, "thats not road kill, thats fast food!"
by homies20006 July 30, 2008
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An emu.
Crikey! My dingo's brought home some fast food in its mouth! Struth!
by JOKa October 13, 2003
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Its like road dome except for its being done to the girl.. when a girl is driving and the guy is eating her out while shes doing so
"yeah last night i gave kelsey fast food.. it was soo much better than mcdonalds"

"yeah last night Marco gave me fast food.. i almost hit a tree"
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