|1.||fast food shower|
Noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing World of Warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. The aforementioned individual smells like absolute shit, and is a fatass. The individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, shit stenched body.
Yeah so I was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy's cunt, so I used my coke to take a fast food shower.