Fassdong 

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).

Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.

Fassdong by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Fassad

Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.

"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"

Fassad by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019

Frassed 

Being in a high state, after you've smoked weed cannabisand you're feeling high.

Hey Jude how much did you smoke? You look way too "frassed".

Frassed by AyF December 29, 2017

Fessed 

To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something

Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!

Fessed by Smb July 4, 2018

faised 

The state of inebriation when engineers are sick and tired of doing all of their schoolwork and just go and get really drunk and high.

Will : Yo let's do Mastering Physics
Josh : Nah Man let's just roll a blunt and get faised

faised by EpicXMoo November 28, 2013

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

fasteddie7 by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

Fasled 

Most commonly refers to the act of ripping someone off, freeloading, and or scandalous behavior.

Example 1: You just got fasled

Example 2: I'm totally fasling you

Fasled by lolobananas March 18, 2013