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Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast 

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

good old-fashioned buttsex 

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!
Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

Old Fashioned Toothbrush 

Brushing your teeth with a penis.
Honey, will you bring me some toothpaste?
I need to use you for an old fashioned toothbrush.

Old Fashioned Time

A clever justification for making oneself a beloved Old Fashioned cocktail.
It's been a brutal day; I need a drink. I enjoy bourbon; I love Old Fashioneds. It sounds like it's Old Fashioned Time!
Old Fashioned Time by Norge76 February 3, 2017

old fashioned nose game

Is when the original Nose Game rules are reversed so the first person to touch their nose loses and has to do the unfavorable task
"Old Fashioned Nose Game!" Sawyer yells
No one touches their nose except Greg, who does not know of the rules touches his nose first thinking he had won the game. Everyone laughs at Greg because he has lost.

Old fashioned bicycle 

The male lays down on his back on an excercise bench or other long bench of some sort and the female sits on his dick while moving her legs like riding a bicycle. The female can ”shift gears” by standing up and giving the dick a nice twist.
“How was the gym?”

“It was awesome, I gave my personal trainer the old fashioned bicycle. I think I forgot to clean up the bench. Shit”
Old fashioned bicycle by Pill Dickle September 11, 2018