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Fassinator 

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.
Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.
Fassinator by The Fassinator November 9, 2012

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.
My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.
Fappination by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

morbid fascination 

something what you know you don't like and is disgusting/scary but you can't help but watch.
Morbid Fascination:
Giovanna plowman tampon video is gross, and may make you feel sick, but you can't help but watch.
morbid fascination by PC Plod September 21, 2013

fassination

1. Being captivated by someone's buttocks or having one's attention grabbed by looking at someone's bottom. One can be fassinated or find someone's ass fassinating or just caught in fassination.
2. Fantasizing about someone's ass.
When Zeta saw Zatty's bum, he became totally fassinated. The fassination with her bottom persisted all daylong. He would often tell her that he found her fassinating, but she didn't really know what he had in mind.
fassination by captainquirk October 20, 2009

fascinating

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.
fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

Fascinaziburaucraticism 

A form of government that is a combination of Fascism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy. For example Fascinaziburaucraticism would be if you had six cows, the government took all of them, shot one. Milked three, poured one third of the milk down the drain, sold the other two thirds to you, and then shot you. It is mostly a playful joke, because examples of Facism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy are as follows:

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.

Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
"Wow I am not voting for the Fascinaziburaucraticism party of America, It's all of the bad governments... combined!"