Farlking 

The act of walking and farting at the same time. This act is done either because one is in a rush to get to one's destination and does not have time to stop and fart; or if the fart is silent, it is done so one can fart relatively anonymously without others knowing the origin of the fart since by the time others smell the fart, the person farting has walked on.

This is the verb form; the noun form is Farlk, which is simply a fart that is done while the farter is walking.

I was late for my plane so I was falking between gate A and gate C.

I knew my farts were silent and did not want to be accused of farting so I was farlking so no one would know I was the person causing the incredible bad smells.

Farlking by TOTH May 26, 2013

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

farking by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

farking

1) To rework a photo with an editing program such as Photoshop and then to post it on the web, mainly to Fark.com

2) Sexual relations

3) Wasting time on Fark

"Contest is open only to entries of actual, unaltered screenshots with no additional editing (including, but not limited to, Photoshopping, "FARKing" and/or other form of digital enhancement...) --Everquest II rules

"I was farking my lover before realizing I should have been at work."

"I spent all day farking on the internet."

farking by Lace Valentine January 28, 2005

farking

Fanatical barking. Shouting, or other forceful, argumentative declarations of an ideology.

I had to turn off the tv because I couldn't listen to one more farking pundit.

farking by tale slate December 1, 2013

fauking 

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

fauking by adods May 11, 2009

Farking

The verb of to fark. The act of browsing fark.com.

wow I was farking last night and found this hillarious site.

Farking by herselfelf March 17, 2004

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

farking spot by rtil July 18, 2008