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The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.
cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long.

that fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain
by smexy poop October 18, 2007

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