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Fartophrenia is a serious mental disorder when you think you’re about to fart, so you go through with it but you shit your pants instead.
Person 1: Dude I toally need to fart

Person 2: Just do it...

Person 1: Shit...it was Fartophrenia...
by immieeEe October 26, 2011