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fartnaucker 

A very cheap idiodick person.
kid:one ice cream please
(Ice cream man gives kid a half eaten ice cream)
Kid:no, i want one that you haven't eaten.
Ice Cream Man: Then i guess your not getting anything.
(kid throws ice cream at the man)
Kid:fartnaucker
fartnaucker by zhane April 11, 2007
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farnarkle 

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
farnarkle by anonymous September 15, 2020
A pub game played in the area of South Yorkshire, England
A Farnarcle challenge was set up in the Butchers Arms, Monk Bretton, to establish the local area champion
farnarcle by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Fartgargler 

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY
I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .
Fartgargler by Davedale August 5, 2019

farnarkle 

A whole bunch of fucked up shit n stuff.
Well isnt this some farnarkle. Bullshit.
farnarkle by koRky482 January 31, 2018

fartnarcel

a person who sits in a bathtub with water and while farting bites the bubbels as they hit the surface
dude id fartnarceling in the bathtub
fartnarcel by Willy B Goode September 10, 2010