Top Definition
A fart sniffer who has names for durations of his/her farts and other people, also can tell what foods made them.
"My that's a fruity vintage, you recently had apples & cashews!" exclaimed the fartmeister.
#butt bandit #booty buccaneer #2-d movie hound #tooty from facts of life #german midget scat fan
by chelle4asl March 28, 2010
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