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To be so suprised you fart
Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,
by Silentbob October 14, 2003
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When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.
I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.
by Lauren McCormack January 25, 2006
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to startle unwary persons with a fart
my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled
by uknowidid March 12, 2010
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When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.
1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."
by J Blo August 19, 2010
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verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle
While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.
by dannyboykc November 18, 2010
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To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone
After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.
by Dusty Lowquarters March 13, 2010
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When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.
Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.
by HappyHeff January 06, 2014
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