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Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes. "Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"
"Yeah? How was it." "She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you." |
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The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle. Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.
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far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air. "Farticles are not news."
"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers." "Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write." "She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb) |
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Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell. An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.
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When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink. Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.
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(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of. "I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."
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Farticles are the actual particles particles that the olfactory cortex perceives in the event of a fart fart.
When Tina farted on me, I was bombarded with stinky farticles.
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A particulate entity, usually airborne, which has taken on an odor resembling a recent flatulent release. Although it was several minutes since he had cut the cheese, the farticles remained in circulation for some time, making the room uninhabitable.
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