most people wont admit to this, gay or straight.
rush limbaugh:i blame your deviant behavour on the liberal media and you probably have had sex with bill clinton,,,,(lets one roll out!),,,oh those fartgasms do feel good,,,time for another oxy
Winslow: "Stacy gave you a blowjob?"
Chipper: "No man, I had my 3rd fartgasm this week. Can you believe it? I still don't know where all my load went though"
Winslow: "Hmm...that's strange."
2. An exceptionally satisfying feeling of relief and comfort after releasing a long overdue, or unusually gassy fart.
Not necessarily associated with sexual pleasure.
The elusive fartgasm can always be identified by it's telltale sound which is something akin to a bulldog slurping up a bowl of mayonnaise.