Fartanguaton 

A robot monkey with severe gas.

Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.

Fartanguaton by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Fattasium

When a very obese man wants to eat the ass of another man, while getting penetrated by another man.

Oliver, would you like to Fattasium?

Fattasium by realestrealestreal August 25, 2023

Fagtonium 

The element found in the core of a fag

Buddy: "They discovered Fagtonium in an autopsy on a fag."
Guy: "Better keep that stuff away from me!"

Fagtonium by DJ Lunar July 5, 2016

Fartantuan 

Popping-style fart that has little or no smell.

Bruce: Pfbrttttttttttttttttt.

Mary: Wow, that was a total fartantuan!!
Bruce: I didn’t fart! Check the odor.

Mary: What a fartantuan excuse, Bruce. Adjective use with internal rhyming.

Fartantuan by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

fartonimus 

when yo moms rip one

moms that was fartonimus

fartonimus by booger sniffer2 October 6, 2020

fartium 

The recently discovered periodic element destined to replace the dwindling supply of helium. Found in abundance anywhere there are 5th-grade boys

There were no helium balloons anywhere to be found, so James filled the party balloons with fartium.

fartium by Sleastack69 March 16, 2022

Fartainius 

when the fart smells a little extra good.

Marcus: Come smell my fart its amazing.
Mancus: Oh so its Fartainius.

Fartainius by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024