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1.
A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart lords" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
Fall before the might of the fart lord!!
by Rudy tulips January 15, 2009
 
2.
lord of all farts. Hands down the most smelly human being on the earth.
Shut up Evand you stupid fartlord
by Vegh March 14, 2007