A loudmouth, dumbass who might as well be a dog with an ass for a face.
Shut up, fart-bark!
by Lulu (age 5) c/o Coz (daddy) August 22, 2003
when a person let's one rip, but it sounds like a dog bark
kenny would come into work every morning, squat like he's trying to push out a log, then before you know it, "BARK , BARK " would come out of kenny's ass. within seconds old man Don would walk up front and say " who let the dogs out!" kenny would reply " hi don! that was only a fart bark!"
by russ sharp January 16, 2012