A bean bag chair that has been farted into over and over and over again.
Hey throw me that fart-bag! Im tired!
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Fartbag: Fah-art-ba-g färt/bag/
Noun (informal)

1. An individual who's entire being (both figuratively and literally) is comprised of a large collection of nauseating gas emitted from the anus.
"Carrot Top, what a fartbag!"
"I'm worried that if I drive my moms PT Cruiser, everyone will think I'm a fartbag."
"People who wear "FBI: female body inspector" shirts are widely regarded, throughout the world, as massive fartbags"

"Jim McGuire is being such a colossal fartbag."

"Other examples include, but are not limited to: Ann Coulter, litter bugs, MRAs, nazi sympathizers, Dane Cook, people who publicly play the bongos poorly, and anyone who defines the word joke. "
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A supremely unpleasant asshole. A fartbag is someone who thinks they're better than everyone else and see themselves as perfect. They try their hardest to find something wrong with anyone and everyone around them.
"That guy in our English class is a total fartbag."
"Yeah. He's so full of himself."
by Batmann123199 June 08, 2015

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a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands
girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?

boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?

girl: quit being such a fartbag
by cynthia iscool February 05, 2004

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A lame human-being(mostly male wrestlers) who was once good at wrestling but no longer is.
A perfect example of a Fart Bag is Sting-Former WcW superstar who tries to relive his glory days on TNA and is always going down for the 1-2-3.
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