a person, typically male, who doesn't appreciate the great things in life, like fart jokes or playstation. typically, fartbags are typically found in frat houses or boy bands
girl: oh, man, did you hear that one?

boy: that's not very ladylike, can i borrow your nail clippers?

girl: quit being such a fartbag
by cynthia iscool February 05, 2004
Any plastic bag that one farts into and then seals it shut until it is opened in a friends unsuspecting face.
Oh Man, you just gave me a white castle fart bag.
by burtsturd May 16, 2006
A bag attached to a tube that is inserted into the anus for purpose of caching fart-gas. A one-way valve at the bag connection prevents dissipation.
A vintage year gas is stored in a fartbag.
A fartbag can be placed in a sandwich, making a "fartbag-sandwich"
Sometimes one may experience a "fartbag-in-the-city" sensation when overwhelmed.
by bloke October 08, 2003
A one piece ski suit with excellent fart holding properties.
Each fambly member donned a fartbag for a special day of fun on the slopes.

by Slarty Bartfast February 27, 2008
someone, usually female, who is exceptionally skeezy and most likely riddled with venarial disease.
Ugh, don't mess with her, that fart bag is trouble.
by Frederick Balloons June 09, 2005
An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.
Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.
by WebKoala November 23, 2013
A bag used for storing farts.
Hey mang u gots any more fartbags left?
If you fart in a bag you can smell it for weeks.
by sideburn October 09, 2003
1. A toy bag that you squeeze that makes farting noises.
2. Someone who farts a lot.
She likes to play with her whoopie cushion and she calls her whoopie cushion a fart bag. My co-worker farts a lot, he's such a fart bag.
by JayEssBee85 December 19, 2013

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